I told you! I work with the goddamned customers!!! Nothing like a good 'Office Space' reference to brighten an otherwise dreary day.
Just found out our fearless leaders are bringing in an efficiency expert. Bend over, folks. Here we go again...
Re: Sacha Baron Cohen Banned From Oscars Ditto for Aliens.
Agreed. "Idiot" might be too strong. "Inept" fits better. Though it's hard to pick out any Union generals beyond Grant who weren't....
While I agree that McClellan was an idiot and a coward, I don't think he was running the show at Fredericksburg. That was Ambrose Burnside, who...
1. Phish (late-90's show in D.C. featured an insane set list and they were on fire) 2. Parliment Funkadelic's 20th Anniversary of the Mothership...
Jesus, Dick. I bet you're a real gas to party with. Good lord.
If you're not exploiting your misadventures at sea as part of a reality show to help get your dad out of hock, you're not living. You're just...
Cletus (holding a tattered pair of boots): You might could wear these to your job interview. Brandine: And scuff up the stage at the topless...
Pray...for...Mojo.
1. With very few exceptions, any country music band selected at random. 2. Air Supply 3. Creed 4. Death Cab for Cutie/Panic at the Disco or any...
Homer: Here's to alcohol. The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems.
21, I don't know you and I hardly ever post here. But your annual CGOD saga is one of my favorite things about this site, and the highlight of...
I used to be much more of an active moviegoer before the kids arrived, but Mrs. Runaway and I still make good use of Netflix and have decent taste...
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