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He hasn't been paying for them anyway.

 

For her birthday one year, I bought my wife a Hank Aaron jersey complete with hand-sewn letters and numbers, new with tags, papers, etc. It was the real deal, the kind that would have run $250-300 in the stadium store. I got if off eBay for $50. It's 100% authentic and 100% stolen. There's no way that thing wasn't hot.

 

And, sure as shit, I go onto Facebook and the first post that appears is from the Pitt group. Some guy ordered one of these for Damar Hamlin and they got a jersey shipped that says “Hallman.”

 

Looks like this is the first morning in years when some crazy-ass news wasn't blowing up my phone.

 

The rallies: nobody wants to pay to see a 75-year-old person complain ... a lot of us can get that for free.

This would be a good time for him to work on his comedy act, and setting the goal of saying one original thing that's funny.

 

I mean, she already knows where the Christmas decorations are so I guess they have nothing to talk about anyways.

 

Sheldon Adelson et al will gladly pony up the cash. He’ll have no problem raising money.

 

If not for Honey Joey, Songbird would have received a vote too.

 

In the middle of the Nats playoff run in 2019 I bought an ‘authentic’Majestic Nationals alternate blue Sherzer jersey. The Nationals across the front that they wore in every WS game. It had hologram MLB authentication tags. Can’t get this anymore. Sewn letters and numbers front and back. But it Didn’t have the uniform number on the front. Some of the tags were press on stickers. Looks great. Not authentic. $30. Direct from China. Love it.

 

Melania: "Here are Christmas decorations from last year."

Jill: "How nice. By the way, is the incinerator in the same place?"

 

Life during wartime.