President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

The GOP: "TEACHERS ARE A BUNCH OF PEDOPHILES WHO ARE TURNING OUR KIDS TRANS AND TEACHING THEM TO HATE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!"

Also the GOP: "I'd really like teachers to be in charge of religious education."

 

Cue Ragu to write 800 words about how we don't actually practice capitalism.

(Kidding, Ragu. Just kidding.)

 

That would be a disaster, too. I can already hear Tucker Carlson's "The Deep State Killed Donald Trump!!!!" interview with Putin.

A sound defeat at the ballot box - enough to make the GOP say "enough!" - is our only hope.

 

Our God is all-powerful and all-knowing. He created the Heavens and the Earth. But if we don't teach the Bible in school and put up a 10 Commandments poster, He will be defeated by the forces of evil ... despite being all-powerful and all-knowing.

 

Don't be silly. The answer is:

 

"Mrs. Teacher, what does covet thy neighbor's wife mean? What's adultery?" I never even heard this talking point brought up in all the hubbup of the law being passed.

 

Trump is a known quantity. In theory, he could win by toning himself down to, say, a 6, but he can't and won't.

Biden did stumble in that debate, for sure, but he's better in 1 on 1 debates. He beat Bernie in 2020 1 on 1. And he beat Trump soundly in their first debate.

 

OK, I'llllll read up.

 

And pack heat.

 

“Mrs. Teacher, I’m Jewish and there’s a commandment that says we must keep the Sabbath Day holy. Did God send those deadly tornadoes that killed Little Janie and destroyed Bumfuck Elementary because the Sooners are playing on Saturday afternoons?”

 

Data from the CDC. It appears in state-by-state form.. I aggregated.
RR refers to the 30 states in which Trumpists controlled both chambers of the state legislature as of May 27, 2022.
DD refers to the 17 states in which Democrats controlled both chambers as of that same date.
Two states were split control. Nebraska is nominally non-partisan in its one chamber.
Age-adjusted death rates provide an interesting look at the response to the virus that, according to the Lord and Savior, didn't exist.
Widespread vaccine ability began in spring of 2021.
Notice how Trumpist states' death rates actually increased while Democrats' states cut their death rates with the arrival of vaccines in 2021.
But those damned libruhls taking away our economic freedumb.

 

No, because they didn’t cover.