Random Thoughts the Third

I'm a big Costabile fan. Plays a cheery sleazebag so well.

 

I have had a goatee since the '90s and always will. Right now, I'd probably grow a beard, but my wife hates it. I do grow one each November for a fundraiser at work, and she tolerates it. I get a kick out of seeing how gray it gets year to year.

How I see myself with a beard:


How my wife sees any man with a beard:

 

Beards are like out of the norm fashion sense: They are judged entirely by how hot you are.

I have a “Can I pull this off?” meter I refer to and it is my weight at the time.

 

I just saw a beach house named "Naked Sundays." A car in the driveway has a tag that reads "5 Boys." I wonder if they ever made the connection.

 

My beard is almost all salt, minimal pepper. That's where most of the white follicles on my head are. I'll stay clean-shaven.