10 Least Scary Horror Movies

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But it had possibly the greatest line in the history of movies.

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The creepy ambience does tend to get lost in translation. Maybe it's just the difference in sensibilities between Japan and the US.

 

My favorite -- The Howling VII: New Moon Rising (or, as it should be known, Howling VII: No Werewolf in Sight - Honky-Tonk Armageddon).

 

Is American Werewolf in London a horror movie or not? After all these years I still don't know.

Just watched it for the first time in a long time last night on AMC.

I'd throw a vote in for Silver Bullet, which was a hilariously horseshit werewolf movie from the mid-80s.

 

Silver Bullet ... Now there's a not-so scary and very crappy movie.

 

Holy shit. That was funny.

Then there's always ...

 

but one badass wheelchair for corey haim

 

This makes me feel better. I was afraid I'd be the only one who remembered it.

 

The "hit man" needed a lift.

If that director could stay away from certain perversities, he'd have a lot more sticking power because the movie is incredible. It takes work to make you feel something for a scumbag like the Stahl character.

 

1. The Wicker Man (Nicolas Cage): perhaps the worst movie I have ever seen. There are movies that are purposely bad. This one was simply awful.

2. The Happening: I finally gave in last night to my fiancee and we watched it. Horrid, horrible, terrible, ridiculous bomb of a movie. It's in a close race with The Wicker Man. I felt like kicking M. Night Shyamalan in the testicles after watching that piece of crap.

3. People Under The Stairs: I believe my brother still has this movie on VHS.

4. Sleepaway Camp: Terrible movie and even worse ending, though quite shocking.

5. The Ring/The Grudge/any other Japanese horror: All a complete waste of time.

 

The Blair Fucking Witch Project.
End of thread.

 

Is that the one on Cinemax?