10 Least Scary Horror Movies

Hey, I go with what I know


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Zombie Strippers is at the bottom of the page here. Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson ... in Blu-Ray no less. I wonder if Jenna's ta-ta's look more fake in blu-ray.

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BYH, April Fool's Day has it's lovers and haters. I'm in the latter. If you're going for another one of the relentless holiday horror movies go with "Happy Birthday To Me" OR a real sleeper and it's really good "My Bloody Valentine"

"Valentine" is just dying for a remake and the story has legs.

 

TD, you're in luck. A Valentine remake for next year -- in 3D no less!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179891/

 

ArnoldBabar ... You ... Fucking ... Rock!

Thank you! I've been waiting for this to get remade. Now I just hope they don't screw it up. The original was an insta-classic in terms of slasher flicks. It even had it's own folksy credits song lamenting St. Valentine's Day.

Oh ... memories!

 

Trailer looks pretty fun

 

I'll be the lone dissentor on "Blair Witch Project." I'm not saying it was Oscar-worthy or anything, but I at least appreciated its originality.

I like seeing things in movies I've never seen before, even if it's bad.

 

And it was reallt bad.
Hey, stupid college kids, instead of crossing the stream AGAIN!, how about following it downstream to a larger body of water where there may be people living in houses.
Morons.
I hope the witch ate their faces off.

 

I agree wholeheartedly. Please watch the original before you watch the remake. The original is incredibly good for its timeframe. I only hope the remake is as good.

 

Saw the trailer for My Bloody Valentine before Zack and Miri today. Looked interesting...and it also reminded me that I have the original here. My wife got it in a 2-for-1 pack with.............I kid you not...........APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!

So we'll watch the original My Bloody Valentine tomorrow night.

 

You won't be disappointed with MBV as you were with AFD, BYH, I assure you. And please listen to the end of the credits, the credits song alone is worth the price of admission.

 

Random that I remembered this post ... but just watched this on Netflix, and I concur. Damn. Does the dude who played Telly in "Kids" have a monopoly on fucked up roles in teen angst flicks?

 

He also plays an excellent smackhead (The Wire).

 

He's a viking, homes.