100 worst senior portraits

That one was awesome.

 

In a goofy sort of way, I liked the one of the two guys pretending to be firefighters and riding the kiddie fire truck.

 

I thought the pirate guy was cool ... other than the paper cutout parrot.

C'mon ... if you're going for that look, go all the way and get a real bird!

 

I read way too many news items where I think "what the hell is wrong with these people." Now I can put faces to the stories. As for some of the more, um, sexual poses, what mother has that hanging in her living room?

 

Voted most likely to become a child molester:

 

At least you knew the pregnancy was no accident. Who suggested that, anyway?

Five bucks says they shot the pregnancy porn video right after that portrait.

 

I wore a tie for my senior photo. Didn't think of busting my SEGA Genesis out.

 

I don't care what anyone says...



...pimpin' ain't easy!

(There are soooooo many WTF were they thinking? photos ... it's comedy gold)

 

Still the clubhouse leaders:

 

Actually at the local mall a couple of photographers have stands that they update every few months. A particular favorite of one is to have a girl in a sun dress stand in waist deep-pond water for the whole mirror image effect. Another is the laying down shot with the arms above the head... one even had an inordinate amount of side boob.

But I've yet to see one with someone posing with their favorite computer, keyboard or video game console.

 

Do you like that side boob? That turn you on? Well it shouldn't, because that's MY side boob.

 

I agree that some of those are intentionally hilarious.

The one with the Hereford cattle and the one with the flaming baseball bat could have easily belonged to friends of mine in high school.