100 worst senior portraits

That one is awesome. I think it's the coveralls.

 

None of the details quite go with each other (Coveralls! Life cereal! Stoner necklace!) but they create just such a wonderful whole.

Can anyone make out his name?

 

Has to be lolcat-ed. I was in marching band in high school and college.

Never was asked to do any shots like these. Good thing ... I would have refused. Sliiiiiight overkill here ...

 

This one is my favorite:



There's the obvious right front headlight damage on the Astro, but it looks like the whole right side is damaged. I can see why this young man is so proud.

 

I think the van is supposed to represent, "I'm gonna fuck your daughter in the back of this after prom."

 

By someone other than him, maybe. The bandgeek-God has a better chance.

 

Well, yeah. Not only is the uniform sharper than that Chevy Astro, but he also has mastered the clarinet solo of Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" to get her in the mood.

 

And the busted headlight means he will used a bad condom.

 

The chainsaw one is great. That pregnacy one is amazing, but I swear the guy is gay.

I checked out some of the other links too, and this one is sure to be a board fave:

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Funny/The-50-Most-Perverted-Newspaper-Headlines-Of-All-Time/Page-1.html

Slight warning, it has THE headline in it -- the one that we can't talk about or post. So don't be an asshole and post it.

 

I wasn't aware there was such a double-secret-probation one. The Mangino one has been posted before.

 

Pubic school didn't make the list, but it's not dirty enough.

 

I didn't see it either...