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1st Rule of Upper East Side Mommy Club: Talk About Upper East Side Mommy Club

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Songbird, May 30, 2015.

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  1. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    What are these bags made of? Foreskins?
     
    Vombatus, Jun 1, 2015
    #37
  2. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    The hopes and dreams of the poor, I believe.
     
    bigpern23, Jun 1, 2015
    #38
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  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Vombatus, Jun 1, 2015
    #39
  4. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member


    And, if you're going on a cruise, all you have to do is caress your handbag and it turns into a steamer trunk.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Jun 1, 2015
    #40
  5. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Sheeeeeit. You could buy a Tesla for that kind of money. Without a subsidy! /crossthread
     
    bigpern23, Jun 1, 2015
    #41
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  6. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    I'm not rooting for a mugging but perhaps a few crooks in NYC will read the Post, meander to the Upper East Side, look for a birkin and then snatch away.
     
    hondo, Jun 1, 2015
    #42
  7. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    I drive pretty often on one of the wealthiest stretches of road on this coast, and the houses facing the water are stunning. But why the hell would I need 8 bedrooms? Just because I can afford it? Much rather have a small, manageable beachfront house.

    My guess would be the level of policing in areas where these folks live is as high as it gets in NYC.
     
    BDC99, Jun 2, 2015
    #43
  8. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    1 room for the coke, 1 room for the orgies, 2 rooms for the brats when they aren't at private school in the Alps, 1 room for me and 1 room for hubbie and his whore, a room for the nanny and 1 room for "the help"
     
    spikechiquet, Jun 2, 2015
    #44
  9. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    If I were a single man, I would make it my life's mission to find and bang the 22-27 year old daughter's of these types of people. The look of disgust on their faces when their precious children brought some asshat like me home would be worth every. single. penny.
    "Nice to meet you, Ms. VonPutersmit. I just have to let you know your daughter sucks a mean dick."
     
    schiezainc, Jun 3, 2015
    #45
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  10. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    So we're working with broad stereotypes here. ... but a surprising number of the kids who grow up along Park Avenue are screwed up way beyond sleeping with you. If "Primates of Park Avenue" is about a clique of women (I haven't read it -- just read some reviews), there is a whole other book about the offspring of those primates -- who are largely left to raise themselves with credit cards with no limits and Manhattan as their playgrounds. You can imagine what that often leads to.
     
    The Big Ragu, Jun 3, 2015
    #46
  11. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    #RichLivesMatter
     
    BitterYoungMatador2, Jun 3, 2015
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  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Degenerate sex and drugs? This is starting to sound better than journalism.
     
    Vombatus, Jun 3, 2015
    #48
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