1st Rule of Upper East Side Mommy Club: Talk About Upper East Side Mommy Club

That's a low bar.

 

Even a cursory glance should've caught most of those lies. Let alone a basic edit.

The Post editors take "asleep at the wheel" to a whole new level here.

 

Well, of course parts of it are made up. That's just a common narrative technique nowadays:

“Primates of Park Avenue,” a memoir on the secluded lives of Upper East Side wives, set off a rush of skeptical commentary over what appeared to be the outré rituals, like “wife bonuses,” of New York’s wealthy elite.

On Sunday, after a report that there were factual errors in the book, the publisher, Simon & Schuster, said it would append a note to future editions of the book, written by the social researcher Wednesday Martin, clarifying that some of the memoir’s details and chronologies were changed.

“It is a common narrative technique in memoirs for some names, identifying characteristics and chronologies to be adjusted or disguised, and that is the case with ‘Primates of Park Avenue,’ ” said Cary Goldstein, vice president and executive director of publicity at the publisher.

“A clarifying note will be added to the e-book and to subsequent print editions.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/08/b...imates-of-park-avenue.html?smid=tw-share&_r=1

 

Life as it really is today on Fifth Avenue:

 

That looks a bit like the scene:

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..."

 

Looks like Daddy's going for the Caitlyn crossover. ... Bissinger chasing the story.