2 truths and a lie

Wendy Malick just walked through the gallery. She's in town for a week. Just snapped this pic. She was flattered I recognized her.

Not a lie.

 

OK is not a lie or a truth.

 

She'll be upset though when she finds that you misspelled her name -- Wendie

 

Truth.

 

The third one is true. And he made me the damn sammich.

 

Starman, I so want the peeing in the hot dog water at ND thing to be true so I'll go with backstage with the Royal Guardsmen
PaperDoll, the violin at Carneige Hall
TV, the near death experience


--I nearly cut off my thumb with an Xatco knife when I was 17
--Thanks to a friend with connections to the auto industry, I have driven a '14 Shelby Mustang, a '64 1/2 Mustang and an Alfa Romeo
--Though I am a Lions fan, I am a Green Bay Packers shareholder

 

Didn't pee in the hot dog water. As everybody knows, it was already a fetid bath of malodorous swill.

 

It's a shame. Peeing in it might have made it taste better.

In the same vein (of draining the main vein)...
- I once took a piss on LSU's bench at Tiger Stadium
- I've spent the night in jail
- I once met Gene Simmons as he was stepping off an elevator at a mall in Mississippi

 

I made out with a well-known actress when we were 16.
I can recite the prologue to The Canterbury Tales, in Middle English, before a lit match burns out.
I haven't been in a physical fight since seventh grade.

 

I've read The Scarlett Letter seven times.
I once smoked weed with Willie.
I can't swim.

 

Nope, I really did play at Carnegie Hall as part of the Bronx Borough-Wide Orchestra. Guess again!

Since I am a Green Bay Packers shareholder, and I know people who have driven some pretty amazing cars (hi, lono!) I'll go with the thumb-cutting. That seems quite plausible too though. You're good at this game, ColdCat!