2 truths and a lie

He and I did black tar heroin together.

 

I'm on car #3 after totalling two before graduating college
I was a lead in multiple high school musicals
I've never won a fantasy baseball league

 

Who was the actress?

 

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

• I have covered games in which Jason Sudekis played basketball.
• I once covered a junior college football game in which Jason Pierre-Paul was hauled off in an ambulance but returned and continued to dominate.
• I once saw Jason Whitlock pick meat off a turkey at a buffet with his bare hands.

 

Well, it was supposed to be the other way around. It was supposed to say "I can swim."

Well, I can't.

I smoked a joint with Willie at a concert in Little Rock years and years ago. I've read the Scarlett Letter seven times, including three times in college for literature classes and assignments.

 

Up until two weeks ago, I thought of this to be true. I found my birth mother and she is an American. I had been told via the agency a muddled story. She is French-Canadian heritage, not French.

I did work with Mike Shaw at both a bar and a radio station. Mike went by the name Bastion Booger in WWE and Norman Smiley in WCW. He was a big dude and was very nice and loved to tell stories of the road. He also showed me Vince's card with his cell phone written on the back. A few times he would show up on TV late in his life and it was always fun to point out that I knew him.

The two no-nos I saw were Zambrano's in Miller Park against Houston (I was driving through Milwaukee and heard about the game being moved there because of Hurricane Ike hitting Texas). Tickets were like 15 bucks and you could sit wherever.
The first was John Wasdin throwing a perfect game for Nashville in AAA. It happened the same day as Melo won the National Title with Syracuse. I also remember he threw a curve on a 3-2 count with 2 outs in the 9th. Cajones!

 

Since I know you I won't give this one away, my man.

 

My thumbs are double-jointed
I have gone 150 mph in a Champ car
I know how to butcher a pig

 

- I have two autographs, Steve Martin and O.J. Simpson
- I have testified before a federal grand jury
- I once lost a job after I got caught screwing the boss's wife.

 

- As a child, Richard Petty held me in his arms
- I can play three instruments
- I have run a marathon

The lie: I can't play three, or even one, musical instrument. The only musical device I can is the radio.