2006 SJ.COM AWARDS -- Nominations due by Christmas

Roger Clemens, SportsJournalists.com bitch of the year?

 

Bitch of the year . . .

1. BYH

 

I put you in my sig and this is the thanks I get?

Fuck you. Fuck all of you. I'm leaving the board again, and I expect half of you to start threads asking where I am within an hour.

 

Ah, Shud up. You can't stay away and you know it. You love us too much.

 

People who WON'T start thread asking where BYH is:

1. me
2. spnited
3. anyone with a brain (which obviously doesn't include the first two people on this list)

 

I mean it! I'm outta here! Don't you try to stop me! *glancing back longingly waiting for someone to stop me*

 

Who is BYH?

Oh, and BTW, I'm going to need some serious convincing why I shouldn't exclude any locked or nuked threads. Bring on your arguments. And if any of them end in Charlie Brown, well that'll only solidify my current position.

 

Please reconsider Charlie Brown, Freelance Hack.

Ha! Fucker!

 

IF we could do "best first 20-25 pages of a thread before it became disgustingly pointless and lost the entire first point of the thread" then I'd vote Charlie Brown.

But once it became the playground of 4-5 people and it wasn't even show titles any more, just people posting random thoughts and putting two words at the end, it became an example of a low point of this board.

 

If only your fantasy football skills matched your sarcasm.

How does it feel to be the Charlie Weis of fantasy football?

 

At least I remember to start a QB every week.

(Dead. To. Me.)