2006 SJ.COM AWARDS -- Nominations due by Christmas

Ask your neighbor if she'll sing 'The Girl from Ipanema' for me.

 

Um, there were some hanging chads. Need a recount.

 

I remember the former, but not the latter -- and for that, I am paternally grateful.

 

As. Are. We. All. ;D

 

Poor Cadet can't forget it.

 

Scarred for life, indeed...

 

Not as badly as said penis, one would hope ...

 

I'm Bubbler, and I approved this message.

YEAH! Fuck 'em up Freelance! You might have just got a vote from me. We can't be changing the rules of our SJ forefathers in mid-stream, what are we? Republicans? To repeal this rule, is a veritable Patriot Act pox on the ass of the integrity of the awards.

Paid for by the committee to keep Charlie Brown from being Post of the Year.

 

This message approved by the Citizens Concerned About The Integrity Of SJ (cough, Bubbler)

When you go to the polls, do you know what you're getting when you vote Charlie Brown?

Unfettered banality that could bring SJ to its knees. So says a study commissioned by the Supple Ass Society, a non-partisan group that entered the study with total objectivity, and no input from Bubbler.

But don't take their word for it. Multi-first team SJ'er IJAG bitch-slapped Charlie Brown something fierce ...





"... it became an example of
a low point of the board."

and ...

"disgustingly pointless"

and ...

"lost"



(cue America The Beautiful) When it comes time to do your civic SJ duty come December, send a message to the upstarts who would turn our glorious website into an idiotic one-note joke that evolved into something that wouldn't have legs on Full House.

Save SJ And Take The Football Away.

Paid for by the committee to keep Charlie Brown from being Post of the Year.

 

Ah indeed. 'Fuck trophy' is quite the addition to my lexicon.
Thus, my list now reads
1. Me
2. Me
3. Me
4. Spup (no longer dead to me)
5. Cadet.

 

Putting a thread up for consideration:

The SportsJournalists.com Style Guide.

 

I don't consider myself half-anything. I'm 100 per cent Canadian, because I was born here, and 100 per cent American, because both of my parents and three of my four grandparents are or were American.

Therefore, I'm what you might call a 200 percenter.

Agreed, but you forgot farmer jerome, without whom Nipplegate would never have transpired.

EDIT: And, with this post, I have reached 5K and gained Full Member status. Yay me!!! 8)