2006 SJ.COM AWARDS -- Nominations due by Christmas

Fixed.

 

MUAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!

Poor Mighty_Wingman.

 

Beat me to it.

 

The prize would be a 20-lb sledge repeatedly crashing down on his head, the bastardly sonofabitch.

 

Ain't nothin' gayer than the hacks at SJ preening for their postseason award nomination, especially those who have posted like 6,000 times in six months.

 

What are you even talking about?

We don't have a postseason here. Year round is how we roll.

 

I nominate Ghost Rider for oddly chiming in with what appears to be a straightforward post deriding other posters. I mean, I'm so puzzled that I'm not sure how to respond.

Is the use of "ain't nothin' gayer" a purposeful homage to the language of backwoods shotgun-toting bumpkins? Or is it a sign of what might appear in an editorial written by Ghost Rider?

And what of this adolescent terminology? I've met a lot of high school students who refer to the gayness of a person's behavior with such statements as "that's so gay." But I sort of assume that adults have buried their childish instincts in favor of maturity and sophistication. I might expect to hear such quips in the fast-food industry, but not in professional journalism.

Hopefully, this is just some poorly executed joke that evades my logic.

 

6,800 times in almost nine months. Twatwaffle.

 

All Murica's reel proud o' yew boy...
Sure yer parents are sayin' "This is whut mah son did with his seven years of extra schoolin' "....

 

Well played, slap.

 

friend of the friendless deserves recognition for his anachronistic but strangely compelling and enjoyable style...