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2006 SJ.COM AWARDS -- Nominations due by Christmas

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Or we could just award creepiest sig as suggested by IJAG.
     
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    There's that award-winning wit everyone was talking about! :) But don't you mean "Ragump"?
     
  3. Participation Ribbon, please!
     
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I thought a lot about it while on the treadmill watching Nebraska-Colorado. This used to be such a great game back in the Big 8 days. Now it's a steaming pile of shit. But I digress. This site gives me a daily dose of everything I could seek: uproarious laughter; lewd humor; sadness; rudeness; anger; vitriol; political gumbo; downright hate; head-scratching ponderings; contemplativeness; music, movies, books; indecipherable shtick: pussy_eaten charmions; a collective damnation of Stu Scott and Michael Irvin and "You're with me, Leather" Berman; the Google; Peppermint Patti's a lesbian whore, Charlie Brown; Bootsian anal sex; Bob Ryan's rules for writing; and through it all, the passion of the sports.

    Now I know why Sports Illustrated is jealous of SportsJournalists.com.

    My top SportsJournalists.com 1st team* would be, in no particular order:

    DyePack
    The Good Doctor
    Buck
    Bubbler
    IJAG

    * subject to change before the deadline. Also in the running: jgmacg, Jones, Whitlock, 21, sportschick, dooley_womack, COCKDIAN (for previously stated reasons), BYH.
     
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I am going to vote this year, and all of my votes are for sale. I'll even vote for Dyepack for the right price. PM me with your best offers. Money works nicely. Sexual favors go a long way, too. But I'm not expecting much. A few trinkets or some public fellatio of my ego might get the job done. If not, I have a few underrated favorites I am thinking about showing some love to.
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Someone save this for the back jacket of "SportsJournalists.com: The Book."
     
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I said I'd hit it. That has to help your ego out some.
     
  8. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    I like your brown shirt. It looks as though it fits well.
     
  9. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    You have a relaxing on-board presence and are easy to dance to.

    Jones, you look quite dashing too.
     
  10. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Why, thank you, shotty. I always try to make sure my IV tubes match my eyes.

    And might I say, your codas are waving especially strikingly this evening.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    And suddenly the melodious croonings of Barry White are heard on the SportsJournalists.com loudspeakers...
     
  12. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Its telling that we even know who all the Canadians are so that we can vote. It says a lot about Canadian pride. Its kind of like gay pride.
     
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