2008 NASCAR running thread

I figured. But Poole's was the only one I'd read.

 

Wait a minute...because the weather sucks and NASCAR totally fucked up, Poole thinks they should take the race away from Fontana?
I'm not following that logic.

 

Fox should just not air the race. No one is going to watch it anyways.

Fuck Nascar.

 

If Fox has any balls they will put the Hollywood Hotel guys in pajamas.

 

Sweet! We just talked our way in!

 

Nicely put, Mr. Poole.

Funny how NASCAR was so eager to take away the races in Rockingham, yet is propping up Fontana. But of course NASCAR isn't getting away from its roots much now, is it?

 

It's a little more complicated than that.

California can't give away tickets.

The teams hate coming here.

And the beloved Rockingham was 86ed at the same time California got a second race.

Lots of bad blood here.

 

I can't believe what my eyes are seeing, but I just saw crews rolling their tool boxes down pit road. They're actually preparing to start this thing. But surely they're still an hour away if they're just moving their tools around at the moment. But I'm just happy to have the opportunity to watch Reinhard Bonnke, who is now telling me to order "Winning Your Friends and Family To Christ." Wait. I don't even have to order it. I just need to send him a gift, and he'll ship me the book for FREE. I wonder what kind of gift he'd like. I'm thinking I might get the glue and some macaroni and make him a little baby Jesus.

 

Ha! I've got reruns of 24.

 

IS: I was watching an infomercial on DC home foreclosures. Hey, we'll be in the market sometime soon...

Surely this must be one of the five greatest moments of NASCAR stupidity...

 

I'm now hearing 2 a.m. ET

 

I don't think those in the Eastern time zone will get this squeezed into Wednesday's metro editions.