2008 NASCAR running thread

Most of the nekkid women at NASCAR tracks have turned more laps than the drivers.

 

Ahhhhhh, Saturday night at Talladega.

 

BOOOO.

Carl Edwards is engaged.

I don't care if he's an ass or not ... he's pretty.

ok, back to normal NASCAR chatter.

 

In keeping with the new normal, qualifying rained out again. Weather's supposed to be good tomorrow.

 

When is qualifying not rained out at Atlanta?

 

I'm not quite sure why, but I'm watching the nationwide (is that the sponsor now?) race and there are green flag pit stops ... the one commentator goes "and they sure need these tires. their times are dropping like the side of a building."

uhm, ok. is it really that late in the season that they've used up every other phrase? sheesh.

 

"kenny's flying like he's on the border catchin' illegals."

OMG, did he JUST say that. I mean, shit, I know it's NASCAR but damn. This guy needs a good smack upside the head.

 

Atlanta was a bit of a snoozer. I was just glad to see Edwards win after that kid gave him the necklace for good luck Friday. I cried when I first saw that story.

 

If nothing else, Johnson's run from 11th to 2nd in the last ten laps was worth the watch. That was electric.

 

Yeah, that was funny. I think he couldn't decide if he wanted to punch the messenger or swear really loudly.