2008 NASCAR running thread

I guess that explains the otherwise unexplained tears from my wife tonight...

"He'll get a ride, won't he?!" she exclaimed. Apparently he's handsome.

 

He's relatively attractive. Not my type, but I can certainly see where women with normal taste in men would like him.

 

That is one of the more profound self-slams I've ever seen on this site.

 

Hey, not everybody likes underweight guys with too many tats and track marks.

 

He's seems like a good guy - like his Subway commercials - but I'm not sure he's qualified to park cars at Ham's Bar-B-Q in Martinsville.

 

He's not one of the more talented drivers, no, but he busts his ass for sponsors, he's relatable and people like him. As NASCAR needs every sponsor it can get, he'll get a ride somewhere...if there's a car.

Good guy. I don't find him remotely attractive, but I knew (and saw) plenty of women who did. Unofficial guesses had Sadler getting more action than anyone in the Cup garage back in his swinging bachelor days. Yep, more than Junior.

 

The Earnhardt-Ganassi 41 car (Target sponsorship) maybe. Of course, if Penske suddenly has an opening in one of its open-wheel seats due to Castroneves' legal problems, I could see Hornish leaving the 77 and Sadler stepping in there.

He's not half-bad looking, and with his personality he probably had no problem finding pit lizards girlfriends. He probably doesn't have the defensive mechanisms a guy like Dale Jr. has been forced to build up.

I believe Sadler signed a two-year extension last spring, so I assume he'll walk away with a nice parachute. Isn't Gillett heavily leveraged these days (GEM, Canadiens, Liverpool of the Premier League)? And didn't that sink the proposed Bill Davis Racing-GEM merger?

Also ... does this mean that the GEM-Petty merger's in trouble? Seems like if that had gone through, A.J. would have slotted into the open seat in the 43 and Sadler would have kept the 19.

 

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I always heard Tony was the man on the circuit when it came to women.
I read an interview, I think, where his parents were worried about his dick falling off. He came off sounding like he was either driving or shagging always.

 

Outing alert: lono is Meg Ryan.

 

Oh, honey, at that level they're ALL getting way more ass than they deserve. Tony Stewart is the best example of why I loathe women at that level...he's condescending, hairy and unattractive. The fact he can pull any chick he wants in any city they go to tells me that women in general make REALLY bad choices.