2008 NASCAR running thread

The thought of having sex with Stewart makes vomiting look good, and I just had a stomach virus yesterday.

 

Yeah, but think of how erotic the post-coitus Playstation 3 session would be. And that's to say nothing of Smoke's nightly Funyun binge. He only cracks open a 99 cent bag of Funyun's over the finest of skeezer butt cracks.

Not to mention that tender moment when he tries to pass you off to one of his buddies.

Me-ow!

 

See I always thought that was obvious to everyone, so making it a point enough to write about it (my thinking) was Stewart was getting uber-laid.
Even Jr. was going "Damn, that dude pull some tail!"

 

Foxsports.com says the Petty-Gillet merger is a done deal. I won't say anything more.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/story/9007774/Sourcesetty-to-close-shop,-merge-with-Gillett

 

I want to see it reported by Mulhern before I believe it.

Oh, wait.

Suck it, Winston-Salem Journal!

 

I have heard from my sources that Ralph N. Paulk in Richmond will be handling NASCAR for the MG papers, at least the big three. Apparently Fabrizio won't be traveling.

That may be false, but I've heard it from two people I trust.

 

The ESPN Bottom Line has learned that Reed Sorenson will drive the 43 post-merger instead of the 10, with most of the 10 crew going to the 43 ride along with Sorenson.

Poole reports that the merged operation will be called Richard Petty Motorsports. Boston Ventures will keep the Richard Petty Driving Experience.

EDIT: I'm sick. My reading comprehension sucks. I fixed it.

 

I know neither of those things. I know there was talk back when I was in Richmond, though only floated and, as far as I know, never seriously debated about moving me to Charlotte. Apparently that conversation is happening again with Ralph, and numbers have been brought up. Not sure it will be done before the season, or even this year.