2011 Masters running thread

Not very surprising; he's never made the cut at Augusta.

 

Brandt Snedeker will make the boys on Belmont Blvd. very proud by Sunday afternoon.

 

I see Tiger Woods is sporting a shirt from Nike's new "Any one of your uncles at a high school graduation party" Collection in the opening round of the Masters.

 

+1

Also nice to see Phil sporting the violet blouse my aunt wore to my graduation party.

 

I'll bet Phil, umm, fills out that blouse better than your aunt did too.

 

Didn't realize Phil was a Northwestern grad.

 

Tiger's looking thinner than I've ever seen him.

Must not have had a visit by his Canadian doctor lately.

 

Shaving that absurd prison pussy off of his face probably took at least a pound and a half off.

 

Raided Luke's closet.

 

Dear Phil Mickeltits,

Some men are born to wear slender, slim-fitting clothes... and you aren't one of them. You look ridiculous. Like those 50-year-old men who squeeze into old gear because they haven't gone clothes shopping since Clinton's first term.

 

The Masters.org leaderboard may be horrendous (pgatour.com preferred) but their selection of live video feeds is outstanding.

Love the fact that great weather is forthcoming.

Can Quiros drive it straight enough for 4 days?

Woodland went from 3 over to -3 in 7 holes. Awesome.

 

Whoever picked Kuchar earlier in this thread is a wise man/woman. Looked really good. People rarely go wire-to-wire at Augusta.