2011 Pro Wrestling Thread

Fine, brother.

 

Just caught up. Man, that dude does look a shit ton like Batista.

In other news, I just secured third-row seats for my wife and I to the RAW right after the Rumble. To say I'm ecited is an understatement. I haven't been ringside since WrestleMania 22 and it's always a blast.

 

Well done, sir. Will you be within view of WWESportsJournalists.com?

 

Not sure. I'm in the section in the top right corner of your television screen so I guess it depends on the default camera angle. I'll letcha know.

 

So you'll be off to the right of the announce table? We may be able to see you.

You should make a sign or something: The guy behind me can't see, or Hi, Petrie! :-D

 

I was thinking of making a sign that says "The message board I frequent wants John Cena to go heel!" but figured that'd be super lame.

 

'KY fears Schieza!' or 'Schieza owns Petrie!' I'll gladly take one for the team in the name of humor.

 

Start a "Go heel Cena, go heel" chant.

 

Or he could just copy a sign we've already seen: If Cena wins, we riot.

 

My one hope for next week's show is that CM Punk wrestles and the action spills out into my section because my wife HATES him. I mean, HATES him. If he were to come over to my section, it might be the first time USA has to cut away from the live crowd because she would be screaming obscenities and flipping him off like this was the early 90's ECW all over again.

 

I wish they'd name who the anonymous GM is already. This computer thing is seriously getting old.

 

Who decided to spell Corre with two R's?