2011 Pro Wrestling Thread

Actually, if you go by the literal translation, you'd have quatro Caras. Sin Cara means faceless, so you'd only have two Caras on each side.

Or, if you want to count Sin Caras' actual faces under the mask, you'd have seis Caras, tres (three) on each side. Not ocho (eight).

But why stop there? Let's have two of the five Villanos and two Conquistadors in the match for a Fatal Fourway tag match with the two Bellas as the prize for winning. And when the Conquistadors get thrown to the floor, the Killer Bees can come out from under the ring and sub themselves in.

And I just spent two minutes of my life writing that. And if it was Vince Russo, he'd have the Bellas on two poles.

 

I wouldn't mind getting the Bellas on a pole, if you catch my drift. </blatant sexism>

Actually, I've always thought that they look like Sasha Grey, which is weird enough. Google her if you're unfamiliar, except don't do it if you are 500 feet within your wife, or basically any sort of civilized human being.

 

Sasha Grey .... yeah.

 

Or if you want to add a layer of proverbial and say that the heel Sin Cara was two-faced for turning on Daniel Bryan, that brings us up to siete.

And we could really ramp it up by adding minis to the mix.

You could have Josh Matthews interview Bryan backstage and ask him about the two Sin Caras. Bryan could say something about Dos Caras, and Alberto Del Rio, who is walking by in the background, does a quick double-take before moving on.

 

Of course, there can be only one special guest referee for this match...

 

And to confuse matters even further, Matthews can say, "Mr. Bryan?", followed by "Uh, it's Mr. Danielson."

 

The reaction in Mexico to ADR losing the championship to SuperCena was not pretty.

 

Can we get La Parka and El Dandy in there too?

 

I always enjoyed The Chairman

 

Depends. La Parka or L.A. Park?

 

The Sin Cara thing is goofy enough to work for me. Like, if the WWE suddenly had them tag teaming together, I would find it awesome in a Wrestlecrap sort of way. As is though, it's impossible to take a "feud" between the two seriously, especially since they're - well, whoever the first guy was - is known mostly for botching moves.

 

I thought you guys were just joking. Both Sin Caras are on the show now?