2011 Pro Wrestling Thread

Petrie · Sep 22, 2011

Mystery Meat II said:

Petrie said:

Baron Scicluna said:

Mystery Meat II said:

HandsomeHarley said:

Just thought of something that would be funnier than hell:

Next week's RAW, a cameraman shows two unfamiliar Hispanic guys laid out in the locker room.

Following me yet?

Next match is a couple of guys against Sin Cara I and Sin Cara II.

Except they're taller. And one of them is black.
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Or the other one is Hornswoggle.

Also, if you have two Sin Caras, that means you have dos Caras. Alberto Del Rio's real name is Dos Caras Jr. So if Dos Caras came out of retirement to fight his son, you could have dos Dos Caras. Or perahps that would be quad Caras. And a tag match of Sin Cara/Dos Caras vs. Sin Cara/Dos Caras would give us ocho Caras. Both teams would be escorted to the ring by a Bella, naturally.
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Actually, if you go by the literal translation, you'd have quatro Caras. Sin Cara means faceless, so you'd only have two Caras on each side.

Or, if you want to count Sin Caras' actual faces under the mask, you'd have seis Caras, tres (three) on each side. Not ocho (eight).

But why stop there? Let's have two of the five Villanos and two Conquistadors in the match for a Fatal Fourway tag match with the two Bellas as the prize for winning. And when the Conquistadors get thrown to the floor, the Killer Bees can come out from under the ring and sub themselves in.

And I just spent two minutes of my life writing that. And if it was Vince Russo, he'd have the Bellas on two poles.
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Can we get La Parka and El Dandy in there too?
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Depends. La Parka or L.A. Park?
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Whichever one is willing to put a chair to use and use Michael Jackson entrance music.

Also, two replies referring to La Parka and none to El Dandy...I feel like you're starting to doubt him.

Tommy_Dreamer · Sep 22, 2011

Petrie said:

Mystery Meat II said:

Petrie said:

Baron Scicluna said:

Mystery Meat II said:

HandsomeHarley said:

Just thought of something that would be funnier than hell:

Next week's RAW, a cameraman shows two unfamiliar Hispanic guys laid out in the locker room.

Following me yet?

Next match is a couple of guys against Sin Cara I and Sin Cara II.

Except they're taller. And one of them is black.
Click to expand...

Or the other one is Hornswoggle.

Also, if you have two Sin Caras, that means you have dos Caras. Alberto Del Rio's real name is Dos Caras Jr. So if Dos Caras came out of retirement to fight his son, you could have dos Dos Caras. Or perahps that would be quad Caras. And a tag match of Sin Cara/Dos Caras vs. Sin Cara/Dos Caras would give us ocho Caras. Both teams would be escorted to the ring by a Bella, naturally.
Click to expand...

Actually, if you go by the literal translation, you'd have quatro Caras. Sin Cara means faceless, so you'd only have two Caras on each side.

Or, if you want to count Sin Caras' actual faces under the mask, you'd have seis Caras, tres (three) on each side. Not ocho (eight).

But why stop there? Let's have two of the five Villanos and two Conquistadors in the match for a Fatal Fourway tag match with the two Bellas as the prize for winning. And when the Conquistadors get thrown to the floor, the Killer Bees can come out from under the ring and sub themselves in.

And I just spent two minutes of my life writing that. And if it was Vince Russo, he'd have the Bellas on two poles.
Click to expand...

Can we get La Parka and El Dandy in there too?
Click to expand...

Depends. La Parka or L.A. Park?
Click to expand...

Whichever one is willing to put a chair to use and use Michael Jackson entrance music.

Also, two replies referring to La Parka and none to El Dandy...I feel like you're starting to doubt him.
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Can we get Super Crazy and Psichosis in there as well?

tripleoption34 · Sep 22, 2011

sgreenwell said:

The Sin Cara thing is goofy enough to work for me. Like, if the WWE suddenly had them tag teaming together, I would find it awesome in a Wrestlecrap sort of way. As is though, it's impossible to take a "feud" between the two seriously, especially since they're - well, whoever the first guy was - is known mostly for botching moves.
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Between this, Jackman and the Muppets hitting Raw on Halloween, it sounds like WWE is dipping back into the wasteland that was 2009.

sgreenwell · Sep 22, 2011

KYSportsWriter said:

I thought you guys were just joking. Both Sin Caras are on the show now?
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Yes, at the same time. They faced off on Smackdown and Raw.

Baron Scicluna · Sep 23, 2011

Petrie said:

Mystery Meat II said:

Petrie said:

Baron Scicluna said:

Mystery Meat II said:

HandsomeHarley said:

Just thought of something that would be funnier than hell:

Next week's RAW, a cameraman shows two unfamiliar Hispanic guys laid out in the locker room.

Following me yet?

Next match is a couple of guys against Sin Cara I and Sin Cara II.

Except they're taller. And one of them is black.
Click to expand...

Or the other one is Hornswoggle.

Also, if you have two Sin Caras, that means you have dos Caras. Alberto Del Rio's real name is Dos Caras Jr. So if Dos Caras came out of retirement to fight his son, you could have dos Dos Caras. Or perahps that would be quad Caras. And a tag match of Sin Cara/Dos Caras vs. Sin Cara/Dos Caras would give us ocho Caras. Both teams would be escorted to the ring by a Bella, naturally.
Click to expand...

Actually, if you go by the literal translation, you'd have quatro Caras. Sin Cara means faceless, so you'd only have two Caras on each side.

Or, if you want to count Sin Caras' actual faces under the mask, you'd have seis Caras, tres (three) on each side. Not ocho (eight).

But why stop there? Let's have two of the five Villanos and two Conquistadors in the match for a Fatal Fourway tag match with the two Bellas as the prize for winning. And when the Conquistadors get thrown to the floor, the Killer Bees can come out from under the ring and sub themselves in.

And I just spent two minutes of my life writing that. And if it was Vince Russo, he'd have the Bellas on two poles.
Click to expand...

Can we get La Parka and El Dandy in there too?
Click to expand...

Depends. La Parka or L.A. Park?
Click to expand...

Whichever one is willing to put a chair to use and use Michael Jackson entrance music.

Also, two replies referring to La Parka and none to El Dandy...I feel like you're starting to doubt him.
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Who is anyone to doubt El Dandy?

And I liked La Parka too in WCW. He was one of the few luchadores that seemed to have a personality. And the fans liked him too.

BTW, rumor is that Jackman broke Ziggler's jaw with the punch. Ziggler tweeted it, but some are questioning whether it's a work.

tripleoption34 · Sep 23, 2011

Dolph Ziggler's jaw isn't perfection, courtesy of Hugh Jackman.

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/hugh-jackman-mighty-fist-injures-wrestler-192432740.html

Baron Scicluna · Sep 23, 2011

tripleoption34 said:

Dolph Ziggler's jaw isn't perfection, courtesy of Hugh Jackman.

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/hugh-jackman-mighty-fist-injures-wrestler-192432740.html
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Yeah, that's what I'm referring to, although some are saying it's just a work to get attention.

The other rumor is that McMahon got majorly pissed off at Del Rio and a writer at Raw on Monday because Del Rio mentioned that "He better pray for Vince McMahon to come back!" in his backstage skit. Vince didn't want any forshadowing of a possible return. Yet, it's not known if Vince told anyone not to mention it.

Supposedly Steph kept trying to calm him down, but the tirade ended up upsetting everyone else backstage, and kinda ruined the show.

Mystery Meat II · Sep 23, 2011

Baron Scicluna said:

tripleoption34 said:

Dolph Ziggler's jaw isn't perfection, courtesy of Hugh Jackman.

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/hugh-jackman-mighty-fist-injures-wrestler-192432740.html
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Yeah, that's what I'm referring to, although some are saying it's just a work to get attention.

The other rumor is that McMahon got majorly pissed off at Del Rio and a writer at Raw on Monday because Del Rio mentioned that "He better pray for Vince McMahon to come back!" in his backstage skit. Vince didn't want any forshadowing of a possible return. Yet, it's not known if Vince told anyone not to mention it.

Supposedly Steph kept trying to calm him down, but the tirade ended up upsetting everyone else backstage, and kinda ruined the show.
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Vince has been mentioned a few times since his departure. I'm not sure what triggered the outburst, but it's not as if he's been given the Benoit treatment until then. I swear either Miz or R-Truth said McMahon was a better COO than HHH.

FootballScribe · Sep 23, 2011

Super Calo.

KYSportsWriter · Sep 26, 2011

Raw has become a joke.

... Again.

Baron Scicluna · Sep 26, 2011

Yeah, although the first segment wasn't awful. Not great, not awful. I'm intrigued by the Ryder match.

But I see, yet again, they have the Cell hanging over the ring. The same useless thing they do at every Cell PPV. It'll come down mysteriously at some point at the end, and the guys will be brawling in it, or some stupid thing like that.

KYSportsWriter · Sep 26, 2011

Yeah, I noticed that in the last match. Just stop already.

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