2011 Pro Wrestling Thread

So Brodus Clay pretty much looks like King Hippo.

 

That ending was, in a word, awesome. Loved seeing Miz kick Cena's ass for a solid 10 minutes. That was some good stuff.

 

Agreed.

Pretty entertaining Raw. Loved Miz's imitation of Rock.

 

Four weeks of Cena, the face of the company, being owned by Miz and by the Rock just means it's one big Superman moment at 'Mania waiting to happen. You know there's no heel turn coming. Accept it, and move on.

Besides, the Miz is gold as a heel. Cole is gold as a heel. But I've always enjoyed the more weasel-like heels than the bruiser heels like a Sheamus. OK, the exception was Triple H in 1999-2000.

Grand Master Sexay? No one born after 1987 remembers who that guy was. Might as well dig up Andy Kaufman, at least people know who Andy Kaufman is.

TNA? I'm not even going to attempt to come up with storylines to push out the has-beens. It's simple. I would blow up my company this way: everyone who worked for WWF or WCW 10 years ago is fired.

 

Cena unleashes on the Miz, wins the title at Mania, promptly loses it in the next pay-per-view. Probably to Del Rio, who beats Edge, then loses it to whoever wins Money in the Bank and is drafted to Raw.

 

I was thinking more like a deranged Blue Meanie.

 

I'm thinking love child of Bam Bam Bigelow and Jesse Neal.

 

Thank you very little

 

This brings up an excellent point: When is the draft this year?

Also, is anyone else as oddly excited for the Laycool/Ziggler vs. Trish/Snooki/Morrison match as I am?

 

I'm still mad they had Trish lose that match.

 

Snooki looks like, in the words of the late, great Fred Sanford, "the part of the Polaroid that you tear off." A needless, TNA-like reach in getting some attention via that slag of a show.

It's 619 pm Central. Why hasn't Jeff Hardy been fired yet, Dixie Carter?