2012 Grammy Awards

I live how Bruce started the show by asking, "Are you alive America?"

It is CBS, the geriatric network... so no, they might not be alive.

 

Jews pray don't they? I ask that in all seriousness.

 

She scared the absolute crap out of me.

 

Alicia Keys' face is the same color as Bonnie's guitar, that cannot be right.

 

This really was a weak year in music. I'm a Bon Iver fan, but Holocene is Justin Vernon's weakest album. Mumford and Sons is plastic folk in my mind. King of Limbs disappointed me, just like everything since Kid A. Wilco continued it's inevitable march into Dad Rock. And Adele just isn't my bag.

2010 was a great year in music. 2011 was a letdown.

 

I could do without Aldean's earrings, but the song is good. It's actually better than Colt Ford's version, and I love Colt Ford.

 

Nick is either a Jew making fun of himself, or a complete dumbass.

 

That is because 2010 had Arcade Fire. In Rainbows was Radiohead's best album since Kid A.

 

Oh, and Katie Perry's knockers look good in that dress.

 

The dumb thing is tape delayed an hour here. In this day and age I can't for the life of me figure out why the networks insist on doing this.

 

Neither. I was repeating something I saw on my Twitter feed. Calm down.

 

Why is Katy Perry sporting blue hair?