2012 Grammy Awards

I've heard cat sex sound better than this crap.

Yeah. He's country as a stick. This is what's wrong with country music.

 

In all fairness, it was extremely evident by the end that there were some mic woes.

 

Katy Perry's breasts got their own tickets to the Grammys.

 

Finally something listenable, Grohl is great.

Had to listen to my kid going, "These guys are crap, when is LMFAO going to be on?"

 

Some airlines would require them to buy their own seats.

 

Tweet of the night from @RobDelaney

"It would be funny if Ike Turner redeemed himself by reaching out of a crack in the stage & pulling Chris Brown down to hell."

 

I want to sex Dave Grohl.

 

MOTHER FUCK i miss UVerse.

I missed a countdown timer on my TV, so I lost the 40 minutes i was behind on teh Grammys when it changed channels. Did I miss anything ... aside from Chris Brown, plastic Reba, sexy Grohl and god knows what else?

 

She said in her Rolling Stone interview there were no artificial preservatives.

 

I feel bad for Chris Martin. He's got a bitch of a wife and a daughter named Apple. I bet he's the last guy to leave every party.

 

She talked about her tits in a Rolling Stone interview? Dear heavens, I am stunned.