2012 MLB Regular Season Running Thread

I'd still put Dickey behind Verlander, Cain and Strasburg, but it's close.

And here's the report on Beachy:

https://twitter.com/ajcbraves/status/214903600428744704

 

I did go away. Would you rather keep hearing about the Nationals?

 

I'd rather hear about the San Diego Padres than Jeter.

(Hey, you asked.)

 

Johnny VanderMeer's record safe again.

 

You are far more entertaining than the person questioning you. Never change Manky, you be you.

 

That's pretty good.

 

That's one country heard from.

 

That hurt my feelings ...

 

You got my vote, KY. Wasn't even a write-in. You were already on the ballot.

 

Good ol' Brett Myers was staying in there to die tonight -- almost.

Houston led 9-2 going into the ninth when Myers stepped up and gave up eight singles in nine hitters. Xavier Cedeno finally had to come in and get the last out in a 9-7 win.

 

1,000 variations of typewritten fellatio entertain you? Read Shades of Grey. Would be nice to do without it on the baseball thread.

 

His ERA for the night: 67.50.
His WHIP for the night: 12.00.

Great googily moogily.