2012 MLB Regular Season Running Thread

Raul Ibanez is more clutch than Jetes.

 

Watching the Yahoo live look-in, what I assume was the Yankees announcer described how Cashman brought in Ibanez to try to take advantage of the short RF in Yankee Stadium, approximately two seconds before he tied the game with a two-run homer that just barely cleared the fence in right.

 

Bailey is a fucking bum.

 

Bud Selig is a goddamn evil genius. I hate him for making me check my phone every 30 seconds.

 

David Cone.

 

I loved the playoff format from the moment it was announced, and it just keeps looking better.

If the Yankees win, the Orioles can no longer get to the LDS without playing some sort of extra game, or two.

 

He should start for the Jets on Sunday

 

Ugh. Ibanez.

Anyway, Shields was the first pitcher since 1900 to throw a complete game with 15Ks, 1 ER or less and 0 BB to lose. That tells you all you need to know about the Orioles this year.

 

Why not a triathlon that includes a dizzy bat race, inflatable sumo wrestling and a scoreboard dot race?
Best two out of three falls?

 

Heard this came from Buck Showalter's last colonoscopy:

 

Someone obviously performed that colonoscopy incorrectly. They missed both the rabbit's foot and the four-leaf clover lodged up Buck's ass, as well.