2012 Pro Wrestling Thread

John Cena could be in for an unpleasant summer:

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/237668

So, I guess in rumors of him taking time off, "letting nagging injuries heal" was a nice euphemism for "divorce proceedings."

 

Well, she kept trying to reconcile with him, but every time she brought up having a meeting, he said she couldn't see him.

 

She got tired of him using the Five Moves of Doom every time in bed.

 

Fantastic, except "Peripheral Audience" would be better. The target audience loves Cena.

 

The lawyer his wife hired is the same one that swindled Hulk out of 70 percent of his assets. Yikes.

 

Maybe those lady parts comments the Rock made cut closer to the truth?

 

Well he did get caught with the Ho-ski.

 

Hustle Loyalty Alimony

 

That reminds me, they never did resolve that Ryder/Kane thing, did they?

Not to mention, I was surprised his wife was mentioned a couple of times, considering the teenybopper girls are among his main demographic.

 

If this divorce turns nasty, does that mean Cena is embracing the hate?

When they have sex, does he announce, "The champ is here!"

When they split up, did he give her a big FU, or an attitude adjustment?




















And on a side note, will this finally be the catalyst to make him turn heel?

 

Punk better watch out, my money is on Cena becoming the new backstage 'Batista' lol