2012 Pro Wrestling Thread

And our main event is only the third match of the evening. If the 'E' is planning some sort of swerve here, it better come in a hurry.

 

A clean finish? Could've knocked me over with a freakin' feather.

 

I know it's the night after a PPV. But if they only have three matches on a two-hour show, how can they expect to fill three hours?

 

Well, we did get Cyndi Lauper tonight. Maybe next week we'll get Paul Bearer to host a seance with the Junkyard Dog and Big John Studd.

 

Like someone else said, that segment would have been a helluva lot better with Ryder.

 

I watched, and felt as though I saw nothing.

 

Lauper also screwed up when she hit Slater with the frame. She's supposed to hit him with the back of it, which would make the glass pop away when the frame breaks.

Instead, she hit him glass-side first, meaning his head broke the glass. He had a cut on him that the camera quickly moved away from. Although I do admit I chuckled when Piper yelled out "Medic!"

And for a 50-something-year-old woman, Wendi still looks very good.

 

Most of my complaints have been covered here already but I'll add one:

I'm happy that Ziggler seems like he's finally going to get his chance to shine. But am I the only one that hoped he'd break away from Vickie? He's not that bad on the mic, is he? I think he'd be better off without the baggage.

 

If he breaks away from Vickie, he almost has to be a face. They may be ready to push him but not as ready to have him turn.

Speaking of broads, for a big red monster, Kane certainly gets jerked around by his brimstones a lot. Tori, Lita, now AJ. I want to remember a dalliance with Trish as well. At least he had the good common sense to kill Katie Vick before she could betray him for Triple H as a sentient being. Of course, had he known what DID come of it, he'd make sure to cremate her. Actually, why DIDN'T he cremate her? Paul Bearer always has an urn handy. On the other hand, Triple H probably would have jacked off in it and ... well, this is what happens when Kane has a romantic interest. It takes my brain to places it'd just as soon avoid.

 

Wow. I have no response for that one, MM.

 

Except for that one.

 

Why would he have to be a face if he broke away from Vickie? Hell, he already gets cheered more than about four guys on the roster.