2012 Pro Wrestling Thread

So in other words, you couldn't see him?

 

Damn. That one left the ball park in a hurry.

 

It's still flying.

 

Sounds like at least part of Schieza likes to rise above hate.

 

Taking a page from something from the MLB All-Star Game, I thought I'd come up with a checklist of what we'll see on the 1,000th Raw:

Video from the very first Raw [ ]
An appearance by the Undertaker [ ]
An appearance by Damien Demento [ ]
Cena gets screwed out of the WWE title [ ] by the Rock [ ] by the Big Show [ ]
HBK makes some stupid DX joke [ ] gets taken out by Brock Lesnar [ ]
A clip of the most embarassing Raw moments [ ] which will not include Katie Vick [ ]
Stephanie makes an appearance [ ], gets F-5ed by Lesnar [ ]
Mae Young appears [ ] and kisses a male Superstar [ ] who is on the writing staff's shit list [ ]
Vince makes an appearance [ ] fires someone [ ] has someone join the Kiss My "Butt" club [ ] gets the shit kicked out of him [ ] by Lesnar [ ]
A.J. wears a bizarre bridal gown [ ] at the wedding which will be interrupted [ ] by The Miz [ ] Eve [ ] Both [ ]
Ron Simmons appears [ ] says just one word [ ]
Celebrities appear on video [ ]
A reference to the Montreal Screwjob [ ]
A reference to Owen Hart [ ]
An appearance by Bobby Heenan [ ] I mark out for that [ ]
The return of Randy Orton [ ] The return of Wade Barrett [ ]
Mysterio beats the hell out of Del Rio again [ ] they make a match for Summerslam [ ] Nobody cares [ ]
The Raw GM will be announced [ ] It will be Bret Hart [ ] or Mick Foley [ ] or Ric Flair [ ] or Hornswoggle [ ].
Austin will appear [ ] and give a Stunner to Vince [ ] Heath Slater [ ] Michael Cole [ ]
JR will appear [ ] and broadcast the main event [ ] mention his barbecue sauce [ ] kick Cole's ass again [ ]
The Divas will have a meaningless match [ ] which will be one of the 7-on-7 variety that lasts 2 minutes and has only two or three of the women actually wrestle [ ].
Chris Benoit will not be mentioned [ ] Eddy Guerrero will be mentioned [ ]
Kane will appear [ ] and chokeslam Pete Rose [ ] the Gobbledy Gooker [ ] the Brooklyn Brawler [ ]

EDIT: I added a few things.
Anything I missed?

 

Hopefully, Punk is presented a new WWE Championship after beating John Cena.

 

Santino doing something stupid.

J.R. being humiliated (oh, wait, it's not in Oklahoma).

Jack Swagger jobbing out.

A botched Sin Cara move.

A new Cena shirt.

 

I understand them wanting to make it a big deal. After all, it is the 1,000th Raw. But couldn't they have saved a couple of things, like the wedding or the Cena-Punk match, for a Raw down the road to try and keep the ratings high rather than putting all their eggs in the same basket? Wait, that would require too much long-term thinking for their tastes.

 

New RAW GM?

I think it has to be Foley. BUT he does have a lot of his comedy shows coming up that are overseas.

Then again, I guess he doesn't have to be there all the time.

 

I can't think of anybody that they haven't used at least once or more times in the last however many years. They'd really have to pull a rabbit out of the hat to surprise me on the new RAW GM. As long as it's not Bischoff or Hornswaggle, I can probably deal with it.

 

I'm going to go with either Shane or Stephanie McMahon.

 

I think it'd be somewhat great to see Bischoff back. But isn't he still tied in with TNA?