2012 Pro Wrestling Thread

Hahahahahaha.

This segment -- especially Punk -- has been hilarious.

 

And Rock is challenging whomever the WWE champ is ... at the Royal Rumble ... in January.

 

Yes! The Miz burying is over. He's finally paid enough dues or whatever.

 

And as Cole pointed out, Miz is a triple crown winner: WWE title, U.S. title and now the Intercontinental title.

 

In that case, Punk should've wished Rock a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, since we won't see him again until after the holidays.

 

I feel like we should have a little Brock Lesnar countdown machine, similar to what they do when they're getting ready to close a ballpark. Every time he runs down the aisle they can have Hornswoggle run out and rip a number off the wall, counting down from 40 (or whatever the number of appearances in his contract was) to zero.

 

Part of me kinda would like to see Rock take time off from filming movies and have a months-long feud with someone. Maybe even have a lengthy run with the title, and then hang them up for good this time, instead of all this coming and going.

 

Holy shit, it's Lita.

 

Sold!

 

Hell, even a Wrestlemania season feud. Have him take the belt at the Rumble, retain it at the Elimination Chamber (where the Chamber match itself is a No. 1 contender match), then drop it back at Wrestlemania. He could wrestle in the three PPV matches, maybe a couple matches on Raw that would feel truly special since he hadn't done it in so long, and bow out gracefully with a hard-fought loss.

 

Surely we get a Stone Cold appearance?

 

Poor Heath Slater. Not only did he lose to a woman, but Lita probably gave him crabs when she landed that moonsault.