2013 MLB Regular Season running thread

You mean to tell me this kid hasn't thrown a CG in his career?

 

Punto is 2 for 2 tonight and -- AND! -- he just stole his 100th career base.

 

But Dee Gordon needs to be introduced to his glove.

 

Huh. It's almost like the Braves' struggles coincided with their All-Star right fielder, All-Star catcher and future All-Star first baseman all being on the disabled list around the same time.

Not much to do with strikeouts after all.

 

Meanwhile ...

The harsh decline of Ichiro Suzuki

On Thursday night, Ichiro broke an 0-for-22 slump with a solid single to center in the seventh inning. It was the second-longest hitless streak of his career. His 2013 batting line now sits at .239/.280/.328 (65 OPS+) through 145 plate appearances, by far his worst season in the show. Since hitting .315/.359/.394 (113 OPS+) in 2010, he's put up a .274/.306/.358 (88 OPS+) batting line in 1,529 plate appearances.

http://cbsprt.co/12hidIF

 

One of the Upton brothers just fucked the ball with no vaseline. 4 runs scored.

Fucking Dodgers.

 

After that play the Dodgers completely gave up on this game. Crawford dogged that ball in LF, no one wants to swing the bat. Mattingly needs to be screaming at this team.

 

Astros being Astros.

You're going to laugh at the way they just lost to the Buccos.

 

A Dodgers-Astros series would be brutal to watch.

 

Do tell.

 

This is heinously bad: http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_05_17_houmlb_pitmlb_1&mode=video.