2013 MLB Regular Season running thread

Is this a Scottie Pippen/Arkansas thing, Dick?

 

Okay, this I have to find out about.

 

Here's Kemp's explanation...

Sounds like he just blurted something out in the moment, then later got together with his advisors and determined he could make the $250,000 pledge.

 

Every so often, Dick trolls with intentionally wrong info to see what kind of rise he can get out of people. Started with either an error or an early trolling effort saying Scottie Pippen ayes at Arkansas. Not sure what the point is but it happens every couple of months.

 

Gotta be.

 

Or in other words: "That fuckin' Durant."

 

The only reason I even know Pippen played at Central Arkansas is because he was drafted by the Sonics and traded for Olden fuckng Polynice.

Really Seattle, Olden Polynice?

 

You believe that too, don't you?

 

Why wouldn't or shouldn't I?

 

Kemp just struck out with the bases loaded to save himself 10 grand.

 

Yeah that was terrible.

I thought he was gonna get tossed for how he reacted after the first strike. He was muttering to himself and the umpire said something to him.

 

You're right. Kemp's master plan was to make a conditional donation yesterday, then come back today to make his REAL donation. I mean, it's not like the town was able to use that money yesterday. They were too busy digging up dead bodies. I doubt the banks were even open.

Today, though, I'm sure they can use it!