2013 MLB Regular Season running thread

ANYWAYS, as for actual BASEBALL... :

Neil Cotts -- the nasty lefty reliever for the '05 World Series champ White Sox -- is back after being out of MLB since 2009. He could be a very useful weapon for the Rangers, judging by his scoreless inning last night and his striking out the side-effort today. Gotta love a good comeback story.

 

So, if we are to take you at your word that you were not trolling again, your defense is ignorance. You really think that you come off better claiming that you ignorantly accused the wrong guy of beating up his girlfriend?

 

In an attempt to lighten the mood, here's a Cub fan missing out on catching a home run ball, spilling some beer on his wife, then her returning the favor:

 

That's definitely something Rihanna would do to her boyfriend.

 

Stick an umbrella up his ass for sexual gratification? I can see that.

BTW, a Marlin tried tagging up from first on a fly to right. Got hosed. Poor Marlins.

 

Why would you even think of doing that? Even a RF with an average arm can get that out.

 

How in the holy shitballs does this franchise own two World Series trophies?

 

They did what they had to do twice in franchise history. Go all in.

 

More Marlins awesomeness: they just gave up an infield double to Ryan Howard.
Shift was on and he hit a check swing nubber down the third base line. Ball took about 20 hops before clipping the outside of the bag to count as a fair ball. By the time the shortstop hustled over to pick it up, around 120 feet from home plate, Howard was standing on second.

 

I guess. But then you look at teams that generally do things the right way, try to develop talent, sign free agents where needed, hire good people and they can't seem to sniff a title. Meanwhile, these ass clowns stumble into two and then promptly do everything short of selling the trophy for spare parts.
Just seems bizarre and unfair on a cosmic level.

 

I do not now nor did I ever think that Matt Kemp beat up Rihanna. In fact, I didn't know Matt Kemp dated Rihanna until a few hours ago.

Are you this intense in real life?

 

But you did think that Matt Kemp beat up Rihanna, you said that earlier.