2013 MLB Regular Season running thread

Kerry Wood goes out paddle boarding in Lake Michigan and finds a dead body.

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/blog/eye-on-baseball/22525491/kerry-wood-discovered-a-dead-body-monday

 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x119l7l_rangers-pitchers-go-dumb-dumber_sport#.Uco-tqx0uEU

 

They didn't save those for rookie initiation?

 

Mark Prior?

Speaking of the Cubbies, things just escalated quickly for ol' Edwin Jackson at Miller Park (five hits, two walks, four ER in the fifth against the Brewers).

 

We would have also accepted Carlos Marmol

 

There are many ways to spread the parsley around the fish - Vin Scully

 

Rickie Weeks back from the dead with homers in his last two ABs for the Crew and a 1.188 OPS in June. However, the Brewers are still pretty dead. Still, could sucker a team looking for infield help at the deadline.

 

What's the difference between pussy and parsley? You don't eat parsley. - Vin Scully

 

"That joke is older than Grandma." — Vin Scully.

 

Wow! Helluva ending in LA, League stinks up the joint (again) and lets the Giants back in. 6-5, 0 out runners on 1st and 2nd and Paco Rodriguez gets three in a row, last on an amazing catch by Kemp in CF. Great game.

 

A's are 102-60 since last July 1.

 

Wish I saw it that way but as a Giants diehard I don't. Thank goodness no one is hot in the NL West right now.