2013 MLB Regular Season running thread

Huh. At a doubleheader? You don't say.

 

And I thought doubleheaders always packed them in.

 

Yankees plan to play "Sweet Caroline" during tonight's game.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/york-yankees-honor-boston-playing-sweet-caroline-211539619--mlb.html

 

"Hit" is kinda putting it mildly. That ball was physically assaulted.

 

Why are the Rockies wearing their road uniforms and the Mets wearing their home uniforms in a game being played at Colorado?

 

To honor the 20th anniversary of the Rockies' first game, which was played at Shea.

http://blogs.denverpost.com/rockies/2013/04/16/walk-up-songs-with-a-twist-for-1993-throwback-game-tuesday-night/14173/

 

Did he go obbo boppo? If he didn't go oppo boppo, there's no way on God's green fucking Earth that I'm willing to call that home run "gritty."
In fact, only oppo boppo home runs can be labled "gritty" from now on. New SJ rule.

 

And here I was thinking a gritty HR was a new stat, like WAR or BABIP.

 

Thanks.

 

I think it's one where you go oppo boppo, then get so excited you shit your pants.
Or your teammates forgo the shaving cream pie and smush a steaming, scalding bowl of grits in your face.

 

What if it's Jeter?
Is that a Manky Spanky?

 

We had to say yickettie because the Kaiser had stolen our word homer!