2013 MLB Regular Season running thread

I was kidding.

His OBP is probably somewhere around .350. I am not really sure.

 

Are you trolling us all?

 

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And Care Bear, if you're gonna attack me in a PM, at least let me respond.

 

Still out:

 

She can't respond. On a related note, Bodie, get your fat ass ready. You're gonna have to do some running.

 

I think I lost 300 brain cells after reading the last three pages. Dear lord.

 

Yeah, okay.

Come on with it.

 

Do you need a carrot or maybe a calzone to get you going?

 

I'll be here waiting for you. Pack up the trailer and come on out.

 

Jesus Christ, Forrest, does EVERYTHING have to be spelled out for you? I'm talking about chasing you around the board. Mocking you for being such a dumbass. Occasionally posing a question which you of course will not be able to answer. It's a new game called Fun with Simpleton. In case you're wondering, you're the simpleton. Again, I ask: carrot or calzone? Just kidding. I know you don't eat vegetables. Would you like a diet coke, though? I don't want to be rude and not offer you a beverage.

 

Nick Punto has been demoted to Iowa:

 

Actually I love vegetables but fruit is better. A calzone would be nice, we don't have good Italian food in LA. I am not a coke drinker, you could get me a ginger ale though.