2013 Pro Wrestling Thread

"You're the valedictorian."

"No, you're the valedictorian!"

That was semi-amusing, and my wife, who hates wrestling, even laughed at the cries for hugs. But the payoff wasn't as great. I was hoping Dr. Shelby would get tombstoned.

 

The People's Drool

 

Bob Backlund into the Hall. 'Bout friggin' time.

 

@the_ironsheik: 6 years nobody beat Mr Bob Backlund until Iron Sheik beat the fuck out of him I become world champion. now he hall of fame i happy for him

 

Same pre-Rumble ending to Raw that they do every year. Bunch of guys in the ring fighting. Yay.

 

Why do they keep doing this? Good grief ... do something original or different for once.

 

If you are a long-time viewer, tonight seemed extremely repetitive.

1. A Beat the Clock challenge, a-once-every-six-months staple.
2. That same crappy, pompous Hall of Fame music they've been using for at least five years.
3. John Cena trying to be funny. And delivering an awful promo.
4. People running out and destroying each other in the send off to The Rumble.

I actually want to watch the Rumble less after tonight's show.

 

I'll bet everyone else (as I did) said this quote in the Iron Shiek's voice.

I was waiting for him to tell us how he taught Mr. Bob Backlund respect, broke his back and f***ed him in the ass.

He cracks me up with every interview.

 

Yep, pretty boring, barring the Segments with Punk or The Schlock.

 

Just wait until next week ... they're in Vegas, so of course that only means one thing ...

Raw Roulette!!

 

Amazing how they spin the wheel, yet we never get a Divas cage match or a pillow fight/lingerie match between Sheamus and Big Show. It's almost like those spins are pre-determined, or they keep filming until they get the match they want.
I'd love it if they threw a curveball next week and had a pillow fight tag match between Hell No and Rhodes Scholars. Just because I think those guys would run with it and make it a comedy match for the ages.

 

That would be comedy gold.