2013 Pro Wrestling Thread

Figures.

 

Cena wins. Yawn.
CM Punk just punched a flat screen in the back and knows exactly why.

 

Well there's a fucking surprise, Cena wins.

And it was a shitty ending. No real craziness.

 

Tuned in for two fuckin' minutes and saw enough.

Hulk Hogan John Cena wins the Rumble. Surprise, surprise.

Predictible. Overstuffed. Unbearable. Ridiculous. I'm finished. Not even a Jericho sighting can save this shit.

 

Don't do the surveys or the plug-in download. Just keep trying the different links until you find one that works. Even then, some of them crash on you. I saw the ending of the Rumble from the Spanish language announcers.

 

I was absolutely sure we'd get the Shield coming down to pull out Ryback once it was down to those two.

I and half the internet called Ziggler out in the Final Four once he drew number one.

It's cute how we convinced ourselves there might be even a tiny swerve, but this script has been written for a year now.

 

Yeah, we can pretty much say good night to Punk's title reign.

 

That's weird. I'd have figured the Spanish announcer's feed would be the one that crashed.

 

Let's see, Rock's mom is in the building, and she's a cancer survivor.

Yeah, Punk's winning this.

 

I had to run an errand, then restart the computer and only saw the middle and late parts of the Rumble. Was The Shield in the match at all?
And what number did Sheamus draw? I know he was in there a while.

 

Never had that happen, just a whole bunch of popups. Like Baron, I usually just keep clicking until I get a good link. Also, nutjob.eu is a pretty good feed.

 

Maybe Manti Te'o's girlfriend will interefere on Punk's behalf.