2013 Pro Wrestling Thread

Yep. Here he comes.

 

Meh, a restarted match. I thought it would have been more fun to have had it been Taker.

 

so what exactly happened?

 

Fuck the WWE. Complete and utter bullshit.

 

Really? With the friggin' People's Elbow even instead of the Rock Bottom? Ridiculous.

 

Another shitty ending. Lights go out as Rock's doing People's Elbow. Shield, allegedly, put Rock through a table, Punk rolls him back in and pins him. Punk celebrates, then Vince comes out, gets ready to strip him, then Rock demands a restart. Restart happens, and Rock wins a couple minutes later.

Zzzzzzzzz.

 

Lights go out, Shield interferes (announce team yelling that they can see it's the Shield), Punk gets the pin.

Punk celebrates, Vince comes out and starts to strip him of the title, but the Rock (who somehow grabbed a microphone while he was out cold) interrupts him from the ground and says to restart the match instead.

Then lolRockwins goes with lolCenawins.

 

This is one step above David Arquette.

 

I wouldn't go that far, but can the WWE do anything unpredictable?

 

So glad I didn't pay money for that bullshit.

 

A midcarder of a movie star shows up for a match, wrestles and wins and disappears for two months, then shows up for a big night and demands a title match and gets it and disappears for six more months, then shows up for a few shows and never wrestles and plays the guitar poorly and uses the same old tired catchphrases, then finally wrestles his first match in nearly 10 months and is out of breath in about eight minutes and loses and demands a restart and gets it and wins the damn strap.

Think it's about time to take a month off. The Road to WrestleMania is going to feel like it's about three years long and it's going to be intolerable.

 

I'm an idiot because I knew I'd end up disappointed and I watched anyway. They could've saved it all by having Dolph Ziggler cash in but no.