2013 Pro Wrestling Thread

And Jack Swagger still can't get over.

 

Sooo ... no Undertaker.

 

In the late 90s, he was also Uncle Zebekiah, a manager of the Blu Brothers (Ron and Don Harris) and JBL when he was Justin Hawk Bradshaw in his WWF stint.

He's been around forever.

 

So, who the heck did Jack Swagger piss off to get stuck with this career-killing gimmick?

 

That's what he gets for getting up in the face of Kermit the Frog when the Muppets guest hosted a while back.

 

What happened to the Undertaker? Weird he was there and didn't make an appearance.

 

Maybe he was just there to meet with Trips and Vince to see where he's at and what options they have.

 

Yeah but are the big guys going to have to sell for him.

 

His height and weight aren't much smaller than Punk, Bryan, Mysterio, Sin Cara, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Evan Bourne, Justin Gabriel Or Tyson Kidd, among others. Not all are main eventers, and I don't expect Generico to be in the main event picture much, if at all, but again, it's just nice to see some guys who look at least a little bit like me.

 

I'm assuming Punk jobs fairly cleanly and takes a well-deserved few months off. I know it's crazy to think of him not in Wrestlemania, but dude's got to be exhausted.

Swagger's from Oklahoma. For all we know, that's a shoot.

Tensai has to be glad he came back from Japan just to be a tagalong on someone else's bad gimmick.

Was vaguely cool to see the SuperFriends pull the lights out trick on the Shield, but now that we've had our cathartic face win, what's the point of their match at The Forgotten PPV?

Played chess for the first time after a few months' break last night and was tempted to flip the board over (old chess joke: The Nokimov gambit) and scream "That's what I do!" Mark Henry-style.

 

Is this the second week without Divas? What do fans do for a bathroom break?

 

When can we get the Mark Henry vs. Big E Langston match for the rights to the big angry black man gimmick?