2014 Pro Wrestling Thread

The winner of this Usos-Dusts match?
The company that makes face paint.

 

Lawler (excitedly): The last time we saw Dean Ambrose, he was getting his face curb stomped through cinderblocks!
JBL: ... He didn't pay his cab fare.

Awesome.

 

I was about to post that. Just tremendous.

And now we get Lillian singing. She's awesome.

 

Rusev wins, and children everywhere lose faith in America.

 

They just buried Henry there. Swagger, at least, didn't tap the first couple of times.

Cole asks who stops Rusev. Duh, we all know who it will be. It'll be the same guy who has stopped everyone for 11 years. SuperCena.

 

No doubt on a throwaway episode of Raw.

 

I want to imaging Ambrose's cab driver sitting in the back waiting for either Ambrose to come back, or someone to pay him, and channelling the cab driver from "Airplane" by saying, "I'll give him 10 more minutes, but that's it."

 

They should do that right at the end of the PPV. Either that or show the cops taking Ambrose away, and the cabbie asking Trips to pay the bill.

 

All that time on RAW for a month with the Bella feud and we don't get a Brie run in there? I kind of love that they let AJ and Paige have their moment and that finish was cool but the way they're booking the Bella feud makes no sense to me.

 

Be a good spot for the Million Dollar Man to come by.
Or for the triumphant return of Cryme Tyme, who would steal the cab.

 

A little weird, but if we're not getting that hot Bella on Bella action yet, it makes some sense. They'll have a segment tomorrow on Raw where Brie talks shit to Nikki to keep things rolling.

 

On another random note, that was a serious moon shot Ziggler gave the crowd at the end of his match. I know he uses the Fame-asser as one of his moves, but that was ridiculous.