2015 NCAA Tournament thread

Heel Yeah! Was my headline when UNC won in 2005.

 

Guard Joe Schmo will miss the second round game because the Stephen F. Austin coach said so!

 

WHAT?

 

/chugs Miller Lite

 

STUNNER!

Stephen F. Austin knocks out undefeated Kentucky

 

PORTLAND -- Stephen F. Austin's Aaron Harrison stomped a mudhole in Utah's ass by scoring 33 points, and Willie Caulie-Stein walked it dry by adding 15 points and 20 rebounds as the undefeated Shitkickers rolled to a 103-54 win Thursday in the NCAA Tournament.

(Edited to fix my enormous stupidity. Left Kentucky players named in because who the hell knows any SFA players?)

 

I can't remember where I read it, but it was something like if Izzo and MSU are a 6 seed or worse, put them in the Sweet 16. Five or better, put them in the Final Four.

 

Notre Dame apparently looking like its usual bang-up first-round self.

 

I think they've made the Sweet 16 in six of the last seven years.

I've seen Izzo outcoach more than his share of young hotshots in the tournament, even on teams that have far superior talent.

 

Mike (one lousy Sweet 16, in 2003 no less, in 15 seasons in South Bend) Brey wouldn't have it any other way

 

I don't know about you, but I get my business/corporate news from the NCAA Tournament and its accompanying blocks of commercials.

Years back, it's how I found out "Cingular is Now the New AT&T." Okay!

Later, it was Pontiac being "The official performance machine of the NCAA." Whaaa?

Without being near a TV, I can't see this year's editions. What am I missing?

That billion-dollar -- that's a lot of cell phones -- TV deal isn't paying for itself.

 

i did a bracket for the Kornheiser show trying to come in last. It's not as easy as it sounds, do you pick Georgetown to win if you want to be wrong