2016 Baseball Hall of Fame Nominees

Yeah, but to be fair this would get me in a LOT more trouble with the wife than Jorge Posada in the Hall of Fame would....

 

Mila Kunis is a bag o bones.

 

I could easily find 10 women who would make my naked-under-the-tree ballot before Kunis.

I'd definitely throw a quarter-vote to her to keep her on the ballot and keep my options open for next Christmas, though.

 

Careful. YankeeFan may come after you.

 

The "real women" brigade arrives.

 

Not to worry, I won't push the "fatties" off on you

 

I love it.

You call a stunning woman a "bag o bones."

And then call me out for some imaginary slight I delivered. Or thought. Or something.

Turn off the pretend Internet.

 

What her being a bag o bones has to do with her looks, I don't know. Being too skinny is as unhealthy as being significantly overweight, in any event.

And you saying you weren't taking a stand? Holy fuck, own what you mean.

 

I have enjoyed the company of lovely ladies, both large and small, in my time.

 

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