2016 MLB Regular-Season Thread

And seconds after that rant, the Dodgers win the game when Puig circles the bases after a grounder just past the shortstop. Center fielder Michael Taylor, who went 0 for 5 with five Ks, let the ball get past him, and two runs score instead of none. And two feet to the left, that hard grounder is a game-ending double play.

 

0-4, 4 Ks is the Golden Sombrero so what is 0-5 with 5 Ks?

 

platinum

 

The Dunn?

 

The Platinum Deer?
The Royal Kingman?

 

Urias doesn't go past the fifth inning (Hi, Dick!), but damn, he's fun to watch. Hope the kid lives up to his potential, because he is nasty.

 

It's the Cerione, via the 2008 College World Series:

Urban Dictionary: cerione

I had never seen a guy go so hard at a Gatorade jug as Cerione did after K number 5.

 

Then he topped the night by making the error to lose the game.

The cameraman followed him to the dugout like he was Paulina Gretzky's ass.

 

At first, I thought this was simply posted in admiration of Paulina Gretzky's ass. Then your post led me tot he video.

 

Will be pretty amusing if he does that and costs himself tens of millions of dollars by expecting Strasburg-ian money from the Cubs, instead of cashing in when the going is good. Just a reminder there's a reason he got himself run out of Baltimore.

 

I was going to point out that he was 20 in 1981 ... and then I got the joke.