2016 Pro Wrestling Thread

It also happened on Paige's birthday.

Happy birthday Saraya-Jade! You're suspended!

 

"And what does he want with Willow!?"

Part of me hopes TNA never dies, just so we can laugh at their antics.

 

Another Wellness Policy suspension: Eva Marie


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well, now she's got a legit excuse not to participate in a scheduled match.

 

Look at it this way ... it'll clear the way for Nikki Bella to make her long-awaited return at Summerslam.

**crickets**

 

Bryan and Shane: "Due to Eva Marie's suspension, she cannot compete tonight!"

Brooklyn crowd: "YEAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Bryan and Shane: "But we are not going to leave you without a match. We have another woman all set to compete tonight in Brooklyn!"

Brooklyn crowd: "WE WANT BAYLEY!" Clap, clap, clappity clap. "WE WANT BAYLEY!" Clap clap, clappity clap.

Bryan and Shane: "And here she is right ... now"

"You can look, but you can't touchhh!"

Brooklyn crowd riots.

 

Bayley joining the heel team wouldn't work, though. But I get what you're getting at.

 

What could Eva possibly be on? And who's wrestled more matches since January her or Lesnar? Might be Lesnar but he's "part time" and not tested. Awesome sauce.

 

A statement by her husband:



I'm sure we really will be absolutely outraged.

 

At least if Nikki Bella replaces her it'll sort of make sense. She's a natural heel in the money feud for the Smackdown title against Becky Lynch, assuming that's the only direction they can go on with that belt.

 

If Eva Marie gets fired from WWE, he can support the family by writing click bait headlines.

 

I suppose that she could be on some sort of supplement that would trigger a false positive, but given that she's a female wrestler, I'd think they would waive that for anything close. Especially since they've been investing a decent amount of airtime to her lately. The fact that she got 30 days makes me think it's either a legit steroid, or a drug of abuse stronger than pot.