2018 MLB Spring Training Running Thread

Ribbies are the fucking worst.

If it's May 28 and the batter has 28 ribbies, I have no fucking idea if that is any good.

 

You don't? (hint: It's not)

 

That's another problem with them, definitely. Fuck wins, too, but at least if a pitcher is 12-2 at any point, I think, "Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good year so far."

 

It might be.

 

Yep, I was wrong. I mistakenly read that as 18, not 28. Being on pace for 84 RBI is far different than 54.

 

Eighteen might be good, too.

 

It's not.

 

It could be. Maybe he hit .450 with RISP and his teammates happen to suck.

 

Where does he bit in the lineup?

 

Tell me the player's name.

 

It still wouldn't be good.

 

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I don't want to have to solve a puzzle when I see the guy's line on the screen when he comes up to bat. Unless he has 100, or 2, ribbies don't tell me shit.