2018 NFL off-season thread: Mr. Alex Smith goes to Washington

Red Sox backup catcher turned announcer Bob Montgomery once candidly said "I was a good player as long as I didn't have to play more than a week at a time." Gabbert is the football equivalent.

 

I am running like Usain Bolt to take the under on that.

 

Packers releasing Jordy Nelson per Schefty.

 

Yeah, I would bet he's not even on the team in 2019.

 

Bears giving Trey Burton a nice chunk of change

 

Amendola to the Dolphins. At least Nelson is used to cold weather, because I'll be surprised if he isn't in Foxboro (today's snow there 18 inches and counting) within a week.

 

Jets gonna give Trumaine Johnson a nice $15M per deal.

 

Today is like that time in school when you found out the person you wanted to go to the prom with is going with someone else - so you pick someone you don't think anyone has asked yet.

 

I went with a girl who was dating an older guy who had graduated. They're still married almost 30 years later.

So I guess I'm the Vikings with Brees.

 

Welp, that brings back memories of my long time as an unsigned free agent.

 

I hear Josh McCown has a great personality.

 

I hear he'll go to prom with anyone.